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BREAKING NEWS: Uber-Human Confirmed

A painted masterpiece? No, just Tom and his baby mama.

New England QB and super dream boat Tom Brady has confirmed the birth of his first child,  a baby boy, with wife, and more importantly smokin’ hot supermodel, Giesele Bundchen.

The baby has not yet been named but rumor has it that it will be something along the lines of ‘Uber Human Brady.’ Reportedly, reporters attempted to take pictures of Little Brady but the camera allegedly melted trying to process the beautiful image.

How lucky is this kid? His dad is a 3-Time Super Bowl winning quarterback and his mom is a Brazilian Victoria’s Secret model.

You would think that ‘Uber Human Brady’ will be a sure fire chick magnet, but on second thought, he would be coming from a breeding situation similar to the parents of Chicago Bulls forward Joakim Noah.  His dad was a French singer and tennis star and his mom was a Swedish pageant queen. We all know how that turned out…..

Ew. It looks like a hybrid between a rabid clown and Sideshow Bob.

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  1. Berg-Dizzle
    December 9, 2009 at 6:13 pm

    o man i hope their kid has hooves

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