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It’s Bowl Season!

December 19, 2009 Leave a comment Go to comments

Today marks the beginning of the college football bowl season. For the next three weeks there will be a bowl game held on just about every day showcasing the absolutely average college football programs in a late season, desperate, cash grab.

Here at SOGJ we feel that it is part of our duty to alert you of the upcoming bowl games but while we’re at it, we are going to address and important issue. The best part of the bowl game system are the names of the bowl games and the random ass teams that are participating in the game. (Remember the Bourbon Bowl from the Waterboy? Our personal favorite.)

We feel that the bowl game titles have some room for improvement and we are going to take it upon ourselves to Tim Taylor the hell out of them.  We’ll be doing this up until the National Championship game, so enjoy the ride.

Saturday, December 19th Bowl Games:

New Mexico Bowl – Fresno State vs. Wyoming (3:30 PM CST, ESPN):

New proposed name: Wack Mountain Bowl

The New Mexico Bowl features teams from the stout Western Athletic Conference (WAC) and the Mountain West conference. The first bowl game of the year is always a treat…for nobody.

Fresno State and their running back Ryan Mathews (leading rusher in the country) are the favorite. Expect them to control the ball on the ground and punish the Cowboys all game.

Prediction: Fresno State – 27 Wyoming – 10

(Notice the old sponsor. This is one of those bowl games that changes every year.)

St. Petersburg Bowl: Presented by Beef ‘O’ Brady’s – UCF vs. Rutgers (7:00 PM CST, ESPN):

Proposed new name: The Hot Beefcake Bowl

Wow, the length of this bowl game title alone allows plenty of room to elaborate.

Expect a very ugly, very physical game that will make you wish you weren’t watching it and will probably force you to turn the channel and run into a Tim Allen Christmas movie or another re-run of the Real Housewives of Orange County. (Hooray for old, cosmetically enhanced cougarish boobies!)

Prediction: UCF – 3 Rutgers – 2

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